1. Finish a chap-stick. Hold on to it for 6 months or longer. Keep it out of the laundry and the trash. It actually does run out.
2. Grow a plant. Plant something and watch it grow. Think of it as a fish. Chia pets count.
3. Take a nap instead of work. Learning to not feel guilty is the key. Make sure no one can see you.
4. Take a selfie that doesn't look like your grandmother. This one is hard. You may need to take several hundred to find a flattering angle.
5. Don't save your fortune cookie message. When have you ever hunted it down for reassurance?
6. When you find something funny on social media, don't reply with lol!, an emoji, or lmao. Enough already.. Use your words.
7. Don't send a text to someone within a 10 foot radius. If they can hear you, shut it down..
8. Check your breathing more than your facebook. (Reading this doesn't count)
9. Stop asking dumb questions to Siri. She's not real.
10. Do not think you are above autocorrect. Resolve to use it, but double check as it often changes your message to something quite funny.
11. Stop tagging your friends in your group photos. You always look good, they don't..
12. Do laundry less often. It will wait for you..
13. Vow to lose between one and ten thousand pounds. This gives you lots of leeway.
14. Don't fall victim to infomercials at 2 am. Don't do it. It's late and you're tired. The product doesn't work, that's why it's on at 2 am.
15. Be a part of the human journey. Be a better person than you were yesterday, be accepting and tolerant of those with different views and outlooks on life. We are all human and have an obligation to show love and compassion for one another!
Wishing You the Best Year Ever in 2016!!!!!
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